Oink Oink Says the Pig

I don't know about your house, but I'm just waiting for the Porcine Plague to come calling. I think it's inevitable this season. We've already had multiple colds and snotty noses; soon it'll all coalesce into snorting when we laugh, loss of our ability to sweat and even paler pink skin. (All accompanied by fever, chills, cough, achiness, etc.)